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Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
Niceness!
=D> :D =D> :D
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Tom Collins
17-06-04, 19:01
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
Well baby, just hate webmail !
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He is a specialist i making people sorry, he made one of them eat so much TigerRoulade that he almost puked...
Han er en ond, ond mand ham security'en!
Kan godt lide måden de får twistet TigerRoulade ind i historien hele tiden; man bliver helt sulten jo.
Martin Scooter
18-06-04, 08:02
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
Heller ikke fra voksne mænd i lange frakker?
Patrick Bateman
18-06-04, 08:05
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
Stik os din email addy, så skal vi sørge for at den kommer med i spam databaserne.. !
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/index.html
Haha, den var god, men ikke helt på omgangshøjde med den, hvor han fik ham til at indsætte 3 dollars på sin konto - what a classic. Men ellers =D>
Havde selv en lang mailveksling kørende med en Colonel Nobuto for nogen år siden, hvor jeg bad om hans råd om evt. plastickirurgi af mit kæbeparti (jeg sendte et billede af Fogh) og fortalte, at jeg ville komme til Nigeria incognito med min søsters folkedansertrup.
Desværre røg de mails ud efter en kraftig gang virus-excorsisme.
cheers/slush
Fik dem lige sendt af en af mine venner, der havde dem liggende:
FROM: COL. ZIZO GIRAI(RTD)
DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO.
SEEKING FOR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE.
Dear friend,
It is my pleasure to request your assistance on this business proposal which if pursued to its conclusion, will be of immense benefit to both of us. This request may seem strange but I will crave your indulgence and pray that you view it seriously.
My name is COL. ZIZO GIRAI(RTD) of the Democratic Republic of Congo and one of the close aides to the former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo LAURENT KABILA of blessed memory, may his soul rest in peace.
Due to the military campaign of LAURENT KABILA to force out the rebels in my country, I was instructed by Late President Kabila to go abroad to purchase arms and ammunition worth of Fifteen Million United States Dollars only (US$15,000,000.00) to fight the rebel group. But when President Kabila was killed in a bloody shootout by one of his aide a day before I was scheduled to travel out of Congo, I immediately decided to divert the fund into a private security company here in Congo for safe keeping.The security of the said amount is
presently being threatened here following the unwanranted arrest and seizure of properties of Col. Rasheidi Karesava (The aide that shot Laurent Kabila)and his tribesmen ,where I am from, by the new President of the Democratic Republic of Congo the son of late President Laurent Kabila, Joseph Kabila. In view of this,I need a reliable andtrustworthy foreign partner who can assist me to move this money out of my country as the beneficiary.
I have sufficient ''contacts'' to move the fund under Diplomatic cover to a security company in the Netherlands in your name, this is to ensure that the diplomatic baggage is marked
''confidential''and it will not pass through normal custom/airport screening and clearance.
My inability to move this money out of Congo all this while lies on my lack of trust on our supposed good friends (western countries) who have suddenly became hostile to those of us who worked with the late President Laurent Kabila, since his son took office.Also, I cannot use my name in the shipment of the money out of Congo, because I am well known here.This is why I need you. Though we have neither seen nor met each other, I know we will be able to establish all the trust that we need to ensure that we execute this project
successfully.
Thus, if you are willing to assist me to move this fund out of Congo, you can contact me through my email address with your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss the modalities and what will be your share (percentage) for assisting me.
I will highly appreciate it if my request is given utmost priority and consideration.
Best Regards,
COL. ZIZO GIRAI(RTD)
Dear Col. Zizo Girai,
I would be most grateful, if I could be allowed to help you. In fact I would consider it such an honour, that I would only require an very small percentage in commission to cover my expenses. Approximately 5% seems reasonable to me, what do you think?
Oh, and tell me: Does it rain a lot in your country in December? I consider a visit there, since I have heard that you produce some exquisite blue porcelain that I would like to see for myself.
Regards,
Holger Wilcks
Dear Holger Wilcks,
I recieved your mail.
Thank you very much for your response. First of all, I will want to know how old you are and the type of occupation that you do.
I am a man of fifty(50)years. I have been in the military service of the Democratic Republic of Congo for 15 years before we were retired by the new president Joseph Kabila. Be rest assured that I know what I am doing and I cannot fail so long you follow my instruction religiously. I am doing this for me and my wife and the children. I have to move them to the UK after the conclusion of this project. There are often crises in Congo.
The following is what we need to do to execute this project. If we follow up these set out modalities, we will conclude under 10 working days.Be rest assured that there will be no problem at all.
I kept the US$15Million with the security company since the president died. It is in a box, no one can access it untill it gets to Amsterdam. It will be sent through a special diplomatic channel to the recieving security company in Amsterdam Holland, that is the only safe route through which the security company can get the money out of Congo safely without problems.This is why the consignment has to move to Amsterdam first.I will pay for the shipment of the US$15,MILLION from here in Congo as consignment to Amsterdam.I will send you the SHIPMENT AIR WAYBILL as soon as I pay for the shipment which is going to be in your name.
When the consignment gets to Amsterdam Holland, we will both travel to Amsterdam where we will clear the consignment together from the security company before we proceed to your country together. While in your country, you will assist me in investing some of the money.
I would have sent to you my telephone and fax numbers immediately, but right now, the telephone lines of officers like us who were in the last regime of the late president Laurent Kabila are being monitored by the new Joseph Kabila's government.So it is not safe for you to call me for now, because the presidency will intercept the call. I will do the calling. Calling from here is expensive but I have to do it for the sake of this project.This will be the best way out for safety purpose. However, this project is 100% riskfree. So, there is no need to worry.
You should ensure that you keep this project a secrete, I beg you in the name of God. I know that at the end of the day we will both be happy. Your share for assisting me will be 25% of the US$15Million. This should be okay by you.
Let me know urgently when you will be able to travel with me to Amsterdam, so that I can start preparing for the trip from here.I have been informed by the security company that I will require the sum of US$70,800.00 for the shipment of the money as consignment to Amsterdam.I will pay for the shipment of the consignment as soon as I hear from you.
Send your conbtact numbers. Note that you will have to take care of your expenses from your end. We cannot access the US$15M now until it gets to Amsterdam, but all expenses will be taken care of when we conclude the project. I have to borrow part of the money for the shipment of the consignment.
Please reply soonest.
Regards,
Col. Zizo Girai(rtd).
Dear Col. Zizo Girai,
Thank you for your swift reply. I am just glad, that I can be of any service. I would very much like you to be my friend, so let me tell you a little about myself:
I am 45 years old and run my family business. We have a single-contractor deal with the Danish and Swedish government for computer equipment. Right now we have 250 employees in our joint Danish-Swedish company in Copenhagen and gross approximately 380 mill. USD a year.
We are currently negotiating a contract with Maersk (a Danish shipping company), and since the negotiations will continue for some time, I will not be able to make it to Amsterdam before the end of next month. But how about this: I fly to the Democratic Republic of Congo for a few weeks of vacation, and then we fly together to Amsterdam from there? Would that be possible? I would very much like to see your country and have some time off.
I would be very glad if you could send me a list of appropriate hotels to stay in. Preferably ones where it is possible to invite friends and other company, since I can get very lonely at night.
Thanks for your help, which I am eager to return.
Your friend,
Holger Wilcks
Dear Holger Wilcks,
Thank you very much for your mail. For both today and yesterday. I was unable to reply your mail yesterday because I was busy making the necessary arrangements and the putting all modalities in place for the commencement of the project.
Like you are aware, I am to pay the sum of US$70,800.00 for the shipment of the money as consignment to Amsterdam. This is what I am trying to put in place.
However, you should send your telephone number to me so that I can call you up for discussion about everything. I am trying to activate my old satellite telephone number sp that you can call me on a safe line that cannot be intercepted. We should always have the confidentiality of this project in our minds, you should not discuss this with anybody.
As regards your coming to Congo to meet me, that will not be possible because there is too much survailance on we the former cabinet of the late president.As a result of this, you should prepare yourself for us to meet in Amsterdam when the consignment arrives in Amsterdam.We will have to travel earlier than you have mentioned in one of your mails. We should give this project all the seriousness and devotion it needs, so that we can conclude on time. We do not need to waste time over a project like this considering what is at stake. You should suspend all other activities so that we can conclude this. Also remember it's confidential nature.
We need to discuss about everything on the telephone. Send your telephone number so that I call you for a discussion before I proceed to make the payment for the shipment of the consignment to Amsterdam. I need to know this before I proceed to spend the sum of US$70,800.00. I do not want to waste any money without knowing your level of seriousness.
Reply at once. We should not waste anytime.
Regards,
Col.Zizo Girai(rtd).
My dear friend Zizo Girai,
Thank you for your mail. I am so relieved to so that you are okay. A stone has fallen from my heart. You see, even though we have only exchanged these few mails, I already feel quite close to you. You strike me as a gifted and intelligent individual. Just the sort of person, I would like to have as a friend. And it is of course for this reason that I will help you.
Unfortunately my own schedule does not allow me to fly to neither Amsterdam nor Congo before the end of July, but when the time comes, I am sure that we can put our minds together and find a brilliant way to meet up in Congo. If we spent the time and collective brain power we have, I am convinced that we can come up with a disguise that will fool any surveillance service. Actually, I got an idea, that might do the trick:
My two sisters and their respective husbands are in a folk-dance troop known as "Sonder Ubehage Folkedansere", with which they have travelled to various remote destinations like Switzerland and the Faroye Islands. Because of family ties my company is always happy to sponsor their trips.
My idea is quite simple: End of July or start of August the entire folke-dance troop could fly to Congo to perform, and I could follow them. It would give me a plausible reason to come, and undoubtedly the commotion and the spectacle will give us plenty of opportunity to meet up.
What do you think? And what hotels do you recommend?
Yours sincerely,
Holger
Dear Holger,
Find attached a picture of me, my wife and some members of my family.
Please send your picture also so that I can know you.
Acknowledge receipt.
Regards,
Col. Zizo Girai(rtd).
My very dear friend Zizo,
Thank you for the picture of your beatiful family. I am even more convinced now, that I have to fly to Congo to meet you all. Especially the boy looks like a true little darling. How old is he now? And do you think it would be possible for me to take some pictures of him, when I come over? I am something of an enthusiastic amateur photographer and this little angel could be a perfect star for a little nature series.
I also thank you for the pictures of the money, but it wasn't really necessary. I regard you as my friend and obviously I take your word for it, that the money is there. Why else would we ever have met up?
To return the favour I have attached a picture of myself taken last year for our company annual report. I may not look as attractive, strong and muscular like you, but I hope you like it.
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Any chance you could help me out with the hotel info soon? I would very much like to book in advance. Especially if we have to travel several people in disguise.
Your friend,
Holger
Dear Holger,
Thanks for the picture.You are quite handsome too.
I will have to confess at this jucture that it appears that you still have not understood all that I have been telling you.
You do not need to come to Congo. We will meet in Amsterdam to clear the consignment when it arrives in Amsterdam.
You should send me your telephone number so that I can discuss with you before I proceed to make the payment of the shipment of the consignment to Amsterdam. I do not feel comfortable shipping the consignment without discussing with you to at least know how you sound.
Please react to this so that we can conclude.
Reply soonest.
Regards,
Col.Zizo Girai(rtd).
My dear friend Zizo,
Thank you very much for your nice compliments. I really do appreciate them. Which part of me do you like the most? Myself, I am quite happy about my jaw and my eyes, but I must admit that I wish my lips weren't so thin, and that my eye-brows were less bushy. What do you think?
I realize that I don't have to come to Congo for this to go through, but I would really like to do so. It's really no hassle at all. The only thing I need is just a bit of advice about hotels etc., then I'll pop over in a second, and you can show me around town - in disguise of course. Actually we might just dress up as women to avoid the people following you. Would you
like that?
Please reply soon - I can't wait to hear from you.
Sincerely yours,
Holger
My dear friend Zizo Girai,
I haven't heard from you, and I am beginning to worry. There is still so much we need to discuss to ensure a safe transfer of your money. I hope nothing has happened to you?
Rest assured that I will not hesitate to ask the Danish Embassy to work vigorously for your case, should you have been harassed or even arrested by the police. I consider you my friend, and I will not tolerate any abuse for a man who has served his country as well in the armed forces, as I am sure that you have.
It might interest you to know that a very dear friend of mine could put her bank account at your disposal as well. She is a very dear old lady, who has made a small fortune supplying the Danish aristocracy (and even Royal Court), with the finest poodles.
Let me hear from you soon. You are in my thoughts every day.
Sincerely yours,
Holger
Garridge bwoy
22-06-04, 12:28
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FANTASTISK, SLUSH!
Træt af "Dear Sir, we need your help transfering $100.000.000.000.000 to a secure bank acount - yours maybe? etc..." e-mails?
tjek denne gale e-mail udveksling. Den er meget lang men total bizar:
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hvis i er trætte af spam så lav en ny email adresse på hotmail hvor i under oprettelsen skriver at i er 4år gamle og at i er arbejdsløse... lavede min adresse for 9mdr siden & har ikke fået en omgang spam endnu...
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Hei P-B - giver dig kun min mail adresse hvis du skriver noget sødt til mig!
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Anders San
29-07-04, 18:44
:mrgreen: Jæææs, hvor var det kool!!! Coen-brødrene ville være misundelige; TigerRoulade TM (!!!) - det er den ondenhyleme for sejt!!!
Haha.. Smukt Slush! Så kan han sgu lære det!